You just neglect it for so long and then in the end it's harder then trying to squeeze a turtle out of your...
Anyway. Scuzz has stomped into my proverbial room, whacked his proverbial ruler against my proverbial desk and informed me that I must "write ze blog post" or I "vill get ze gas." Of course, it was only in my head that he sounded German. Scuzz is terrible with accents.
I'm not sure what to write about so I'm just going to stall until I think of something. I was watching Bear Grylls earlier on TV and I think that guy is a psycho. Honestly, jumping out of helicopters, disemboweling a camel to demonstrate how cosy it is inside and also biting the head off a live frog because he was hungry. Honestly, this guy should be sectioned. Or at the very least, the RSPCA should send him a strongly worded letter.
I've never really been one for adventure. I suck at absailing and I'm nearly as bad at rock climbing, neither I particularly enjoy anyway. I do however like a good old ramble although I haven't gone in quite a while. There's something about being in the outdoors away from the city that is part relaxing but also part eerie. I live near to the M4 and underneath Heathrow's flight pattern and so throughout the day and night there is always some noise outside to remind that there are people alive and well and that they haven't suddenly turned into blood-thirsty zombies (zombies can't drive cars of course). However I once stayed in a cottage that overlooked a graveyard in the South-West of England and it was very eerie. During the day it was great, we went around places like Tarr Steps but by night it was overly quiet and slightly unnerving. Quite an experience.
I also once stayed in a forest in Canada with my brother, uncle and cousin. I really didn't like camping, primarily because of the lack of decent amenities but also because he made us kayak great distances and we had to sleep on a slope, which was more difficult than you think. Add it factors such as bear sightings, marsh land (nearly lost a shoe while out walking) and freezing at night and waking up in a sweat in the morning it was all very unpleasant. Perhaps now you get a picture of why I'm not really an adventurer: I'm a city-slicker, proud of it, and if I go out walking then I at least like to have a proper roof over my head to come back to.