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Monday, March 10. 2008

The Mystery of the Bag

I have in my possession something that scientists and philosophers alike would kill to own. It's my old camping/school bag, and once again I have been reminded of it's awesome power.

For one thing, it breeds pens. Put any kind of pen into any pocket on that bag and regardless of how much later you reach inside to regain it there will be an identical twin awaiting you...sometimes three or four.

Also, it hides things. Shadow has theorised that the various entryways into my bag are in fact dimensional gateways into that same "theoretical state" as schrodingers (or however the hell you spell the kooky sounding blocks name) cat...and I may have to concur with his view, since I have no bloody idea how half the things I find in my bag get there (the half I do know about consisted of school books and supplies which I had put in there myself...and occasionally a live snake).

I have dedicated many pointless hours to unravelling the mystique surrounding the bag and have nothing to show for it.

Regardless of exactly how awesome the bag is...there isn't really enough material for me to create a rant about, there would be if I could be bothered to take the whole dimension gate thing a bit further...but I'm not.

Cya.
Posted by Mataspore in Mystery, Magic and Mayhem at 01:39 | Comments (4) | Trackbacks (0)
Last modified on 2008-03-12 13:51
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Does it work with gold coins?
#1 Berger on 2008-03-10 02:51 (Reply)
It may well be able to make them disappear...far as I can tell it only duplicates pens.
#2 Mataspore on 2008-03-10 15:33 (Reply)
My dice will be returned. Hoorah. The strange thing is I swear that I placed them in a drawer posessing similar properties to Mataspore's bag...
#3 Shadow Adler on 2008-03-10 18:44 (Reply)
zomg wormhole!
#3.1 Scuzzmonkey (Homepage) on 2008-03-12 13:51 (Reply)

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