General

Was - in all fairness - pretty shit. The amount of backdated articles and bullshit filler we pulled out was beyond belief - hell even this post is a lie.

We need to sort this out people, and you can too, if you want an account and jump in with the writers here, send me an e-mail to scuzz[at]scuzzmonkey[dot]com with something I can read - make me laugh, make me cry, make me want to kill you - I'll accept (almost) anything at this point.

Scuzzmonkey.

Capitalism - well modern capitalism when currency is not tied to any standard (gold/jewels for example) - is based purely on confidence. People believe a currency is doing well, and that things have a value, life is peachy. However, it is when they stop believing (for whatever reason) that this is no longer true, that things fuck up - like the situation we are in at the moment. Luckily for us we have "Scuzz'ian Economics" which within holds the perfect method to stop this massive fuck up all the arsehole bankers caused to just get a little bit of extra cash without any thought of the long term, or who they fuck over to get it.

Starting tomorrow everyone needs to fake confidence in the currency - pounds, dollars, euros, whatever - and pretend like nothing happened. Keep this up for 2-3 days, and everything will be back to normal.

Don't believe me? Think about how unsafe you feel now - compared to 3 weeks ago. Nothing has changed, people just found out about all these dodgy mortgages and lost faith in the system.

This is one of the only situations in which ignorance is bliss - take the blue pill.

Scuzzmonkey.

this is gonna completely revolutionise Science.

http://blog.wired.com/defense/2008/09/chinese-buildin.html

Why does this remind me of the South Sea Bubble?

Scuzzmonkey.

I can't the only person out there that loves it when certain theories pan out just like they should - and in doing so, drastically improve the gene pool. In fact, I can only be happier when this happens when - at the given time - the certain people were trying to dilute the gene pool at the exact same time. If I were a religious man, I would use this is a fact that God exists, and when upon sitting down with a brew one day, saw this and thought.

"Not on my watch douchebags!"

Ah irony, thou is a fickle bitch.

Scuzzmonkey.

and this is shameless filler.

Scuzzmonkey.