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Friday, July 4. 2008

Ah the BBC

"Between January and June 2008, the force answered 86.4% of calls within
10 seconds compared to 76.2% in the same period last year - an
improvement of just over 10%."

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Thursday, July 3. 2008

What do you call a frog in a tube?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7482232.stm

Hopefully this actually works...if you guys need any volunteers to go to Mars, shotgun!

Scuzzmonkey.

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Wednesday, July 2. 2008

Back in Blighty...

And I've never been happier to be home and at my PC.

There are still a few days that I need to write up, and I'll get to that over the next few days, once I've settled in to a proper routine again.

I see that Mataspore and Shadow have been keeping the site nice and updated while I've been away...which is a bit ironic really when you think about it, normally I have to shout at them to update...

Oh well, lets get this shit rolling.

Scuzzmonkey.

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Tuesday, July 1. 2008

HA!! NOT THIS TIME!!!!

Finally managed to start an entry at a time where backdating is not required, this isn't gonna be an especially long one because I've got an exam tomorrow and must therefore at least try to sleep.

The subject of my annoyance tonight? Our very own demi-god, emperor Scuzz, decided that this afternoon would be a great time to send me a text requiring a lift from LUTON AIRPORT at 1-ish tomorrow.

This will be fun, then again it will at least be something to do, and it's not like I said no.

Heh.

Lovely mixture of terror, irritation and a misplaced sense of general wellbeing occuring in my brain right now.

The exam I have is an oral, that means I'll have to talk to people...fuck I'm screwed.

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Monday, June 30. 2008

I can't believe I'm talking about this AGAIN

I saw a video on youtube. I'm not going to link it because I don't encourage stupidity.

Essentially, in the US three kids supposedly attempted to re-enact a scene from their favourite game (GTA IV) which resulted in the assault of a man waiting for a bus, and the attempted carjacking of a woman's car.

I say supposedly, since I don't know who says they were re-enacting the scene!

Now to do something original.

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Sunday, June 29. 2008

The Taint will never leave...

Half an hour late, but thanks to the miracle of backdating none of you suckers will ever realise this is the case. I do actually feel slightly guilty about the whole thing...just not so much that I would consider changing the way I behave to accomodate the feelings of fellow human beings.

In any case.

It's apparently been going on for 4 weeks now. It's the easiest way for attention-seeking arseholes to gain nationwide fame (and proportionate amounts of pure burning hatred). It's the programme designed to fill the gap left by the illegality of the 24-hour torture channel...and it's evil is slowly penetrating every single one of earths societies.

Yeh, I'm talking about big brother.

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Sunday...

A fairly uneventful day all in all, as at about noon (again) we get up and decide to walk into Paris and do as much of the free tourist shit that we can.

We walk up to the Arc de Triumphe, down the Champs d'llysees, get ripped for some water and change then remaining Kroner back into Euros - that's an extra €13 in the pocket for free!

Cross the bridge outside of the Grande Palais and cut back up to the Eiffle Tower.

Lying on the grass - and confirming that it is just a giant penis - 3 Army guys walk past, no more than 2ft away, carrying fully loaded FAMAS'. Buzzy swoons, I mention that it is typical of the French to send 3 fags to guard a giant penis, and they fuck off.

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Saturday, June 28. 2008

Take a good look at yourself in the mirror

Humanity is very good at congratulating itself. In the youngest members of our society it seems, it is more regular for us to congratulate ourselves for getting better. As we get older, I note that the proportion of people who are congratulating themselves for not getting worse increases.

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Saturday...

We get up at about noon - not having to be anywhere is great - and work out what to do for the day.

First priority is to find a cyber cafe so we can upload these damn entries.

Second is try to get to the airport to see if we can change the flights to a few days prior, like Monday or something.

We decide that - due to our limited amount of Euros - we will walk down to the metro, and as we know the way now and that it's only about 3.5km AND we don't have our bags (yay!) it will be a nice walk, in the sunshine.

We get to the metro and - after texting the Mrs to use her internets to find me a series of tubes - we go hunting.

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Posted by Scuzzmonkey in Valde expeditione at 00:00 | Comments (0) | Trackbacks (0)

Friday, June 27. 2008

Survivor amongst the enemy

"So you've arrived"

The voice was dark, almost a growl. As Jeeve's vision adjusted to the relative gloom of his new surroundings, he took stock of it's owner. It was broad set, humanoid, with the same tar black skin as the previous encounter. Two pitch black chest plates hung from it's shoulders, and the rest of the armoured suit made it look like some kind of strangely distorted stag beetle. The face was skeletal, as if the flesh had been torn from it, except for the eyes, which now glowed white as they stared back at Jeeves. Krimmen Jeeves thought.

Jeeves looked into the floor and saw his own reflection staring back at him. His normally neat brown hair hang lopsidedly accross his face, his black longcoat and combat trousers battered and torn. The walls curved upwards over his head, as if they were in a section of a dome. He looked to his left and saw Mac hanging next to him.

It spoke again, but the jaw did not move as the voice resonated forth once more.

"You've caused us quite a problem, you and your friends"

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